28.12.12

HSE gifts us a seasonal sanity clause


The Health and Safety Executive (HSE) has no intention of grounding Santa, the safety body's top official has confirmed. HSE chair Judith Hackitt was responding after a 14 December front page splash in the Daily Star headlined 'Elf and safety Santa ban' proclaimed: 'Health and safety nuts have banned Father Christmas from an annual parade that has been staged without a problem for almost 50 years. The bureaucrats ruled it would be too dangerous for the festive hero to sit on top of a float that travels at walking pace.' HSE's Judith Hackitt indicated the story, regarding an event planned by the Rotary Club in Sutton, south London, was Christmas crackers. She said: 'Clearly nobody wants Santa injured at this, his most important time of year. But regular parades take place all year around all over Britain and floats are a major part of that tradition. Others have been successful in finding ways of safely letting performers ride on vehicles so I am curious to know why you considered this was not possible.' Calling on the Rotary Club to reveal the real reason Sutton's Santa could be de-sleighed, the HSE chair added: 'There may be genuine reasons why the Rotary Club has taken this decision, but there is nothing in health and safety law which stands in your way.' In the run up to Christmas, HSE is urging firms not to be Christmas puddings. It is publishing its 'top twelve festive myths, gifted to HSE from media reports and correspondence received.' Top of the Xmas fairy tales are 'Santa needs a seatbelt in his sleigh' and 'workers are banned from putting up Christmas decorations in the office.'

This information was supplied by the TUC.